Omg Its Cinco De Mayo Tattoo!

O-M-G, Becky! Guess what? Its Cinco de Mayo! Lets get our drink on, girrrrrrrrrrrrl. You do the math. ITS TIME TO GET TURNT. LIT, FAM. Woooooo! We made it! Wait, what? Oh, wow, look at these GORGEOUS Latina girls, we should invite them over! I bet they love Cinco de Mayo. Damn, look at those curves, youre all looking fine as-- Hey! What the fuck?! Were trying to celebrate your holiday and you get all extra on us? Just because you have exotic looks, big asses, and natural tits doesnt mean you can just waltz in here and- Hey! HEY! Thats my sombrero! And my tequila?! You cant treat us like this! Charles, lets get the FUCK out of here! What are you doing…? Oh, my God! Youre going to pull out his cock right here? Were leaving. We havent done anything to deserve this. Have fun fucking these two girls in the middle of a bar, Chuck. Gross. Byyyyeeeee bitches. Sayonara!