Love Farm

Quality: DVDRip Studio: Something Weird Video Starring: Bill Pruner Description: Addressing the viewer directly throughout, as in some bizarre promotional film, Mr. Maxwell informs us that, at the Love Farm, "we teach young girls how to ride." And how!... But only occasionally on horseback. When a prospective student arrives, Mr. Maxwell wonders "if she’s heard about riding lessons or if she’s interested in my cock." Get the idea? Well, the Deviate got it, but good! This one goes in his permanent collection! The instructors here characterize their sexual prowess through comparisons with the horses on the farm. When a student asks Tex if he fucks like "Studboy," the reply is, "No, Mr. Maxwell fucks like ’Studboy.’ I fuck like ’Bandit.’" The Deviate is still howling. In the middle of this insanity, Maxwell confides to us, "This is going to be very funny. Remember Joy, the little girl I fucked at the beginning of the picture? Well, she’s running around here with a continuous hot pussy. Anyway, I suggested to her that she seduce this guy. Well, she doesn’t know it, but he can’t get a hardon! Heh, heh. This is really gonna be funny."